No-one watching me.

December 08 0 Comments Category: Personal

“You don’t want a girlfriend,” I was recently reminded. “You want an audience.” And despite her best efforts to, er, buck the trend, I went home alone that night and showed her that, in fact, I wanted neither. Oh, I showed her alright…
But waking up alone, again, I wondered whether there was any truth in [...]

“Day 47 in the Big Brother house.”

May 30 0 Comments Category: Personal

Big Brother is back on the telly tonight. And little brother, Ben – one of my four new housemates – will be, I imagine, quite pissed off that I’m taking that fact as inspiration for this post.
I’m contractually obliged, he said, to write about my new abode on my blog. And perhaps he’s right. (I [...]